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Joke of the Day

"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."

"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."

"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."

"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"

"[movie theater] *reaches into wife's purse* *pulls out lasagna* me: Told you it'd work"

"Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction? It's called Lake Flaccid."

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"