191583

Joke of the Day

"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."

"A duck walks into a bar... Quack!"

"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""

"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"

"Ppl freakin cuz its sharks in the ocean. News flash: that's where they live! If u see them at Chipotle, then we have a problem"

"I'm appalled by the amount of sex, violence and profanity on TV. It's too fucking low."

"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."

"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."