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Joke of the Day

"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."

"Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind"

"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"

"These hospital bills are killing me! I'm starting to think buying a hospital wasn't such a good idea."

"They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain... There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."

"I'm glad you all tweeted mean stuff at me because I've changed my mind. On everything! Congrats! You did it!"

"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"

"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."

"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"