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"[Gets Twitter error: ""Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong""] I know Twitter, I know. That's why I'm here."
"Why didn't the math teacher sin? Cosecant."
"ME: sometimes i just repeat your name instead of laughing HANNAH: that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard ME: hannahannahannahannaha"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""
"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."
"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"
"Instead of yelling ""Hello?"" when u think a murderer's in your home, say ""Goodbye"" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving"
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."