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Joke of the Day
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"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"
"What is Beethoven's favorite food? Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"
"If tampons are ""sanitary napkins""... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?"
"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."
"""Stop anthropomorphising me, bitch""- my cat, while i'm writing this."
"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"
"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"
"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."