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Joke of the Day

"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."

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"I met my wife in an African Languages class We just clicked"
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word."
"Why are the police so corrupt? Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police."
"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"
"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"For all the downvoters GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
"What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!"
"I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake."
"When I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'."