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Joke of the Day

"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."

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"[SPOILERS]What was the main difference between the scripts for 'The force Awakens' and 'A new Hope' ? The title."
"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""
"Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids? Because poor kids have behavioural problems! \*rimshot\*"
"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."
"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"
"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."
"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"