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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"

"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."

"You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!"

"What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain? A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches."

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."

"After twin sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died. The other was charged with murder. Just goes to show if you can't take the sting out of a bee, take the bee from the ... sting."

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"