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Joke of the Day

"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"

"A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW"

"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."

"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""

"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"

"The winds of change can blow me."

"The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down."

"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"

"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""

"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."