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Joke of the Day

"ME: sometimes i just repeat your name instead of laughing HANNAH: that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard ME: hannahannahannahannaha"

"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"

"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."

"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."

"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay"

"Coworker sneezed, and said ""Oh my. I don't know where that came from."" I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose."

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."