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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""

"Did you hear about the constipated math professor? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. . . The bartender yells, ""Get the hell out of here! We don't serve breakfast!"""

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain."

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."

"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

"My most pretentious joke. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"