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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny? One's when your prostitute falls on the floor, and the other is when your babbysitter is making owl sounds."

"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."

"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."

"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."

"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."

"Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !"

"Pickling cucumbers isn't easy. I hear its cumbersome."

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"I wish I was invisible & could fly... I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets."