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Joke of the Day
"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."
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"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"
"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"
"I'm not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated."
"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"
"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a scalpel, a bonesaw, a chest spreader, & ten cc's of nothing to lose."
"Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]"