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Joke of the Day

"Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !"

"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"

"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."

"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."

"Why can't the armless girl comb? Because she already had cancer."

"Never discuss with your wife... ...because all you do is 'diss' and 'cuss'"

"The more I learn about Myself the more atheist I become."

"What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk."

"Last night I masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I know it's not right, but she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key."