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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."
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"Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0 Kelvin? He's 0K now"
"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."
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"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."
"I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US."