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Joke of the Day

"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."

"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."

"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre."

"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"

"What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things."

"Shouldn't you pet him first? Two guys are in a park and see a dog licking it's nuts. First Guy: ""Damn I wish I could do that"" Second Guy: ""Shouldn't you pet him first?"""

"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "

"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"