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Joke of the Day
"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."
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"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"
"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"
"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."
"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."
"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."
"My neighbor's wife asked me if I wanted to help make her husband jealous... I said ""sure!"" and hung myself in the bedroom closet."
"Forever 21... pounds overweight"
"[guy from the 50s arrives in a time machine] ""Who's president?"" Barack Obama ""Braco? Sounds Mexican"" Nope ""Whew"" You might want to sit down"
"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"