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Joke of the Day
"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"
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"Rookie cop: ""But sir, why would man's laughter be a crime?"" Chief: ""ffs kid, it's one word. Manslaughter."""
"So we're basically living the plot of ""Contagion,"" but instead of dying girls keep getting bangs."
"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."
"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."
"What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? They're both irrational."
"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."
"Since we're talking about Michael Jackson--- What did the guy say to MJ at the beach? Get out of my son."