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Joke of the Day

"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."

"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."

"If you think your child is annoying, imagine what I think."

"what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? A large Hardon collider"

"I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it. P.S. I love fat chicks."

"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."

"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"