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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."

"I have a good joke. Say ""Knock knock."""

"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"

"I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him"

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken 'came' in another box!"

"Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!"

"Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding."