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Joke of the Day

"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"

"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""

"If a man was born in England raised in America and died in Spain what does that make him? Dead."

"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."" I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?"

"Man, I really messed up making this award for best feline anus... It's a cat ass trophy."

"98% of Facebook is women telling each other how great they look."