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Joke of the Day

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."

"A bear walks into a bar Bartender: "" What will you have sir?"" Bear: ""Gin............ and tonic."" Bartender: ""Why the big pause?"" Bear: ""I dont know my dad had them too."""

"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."

"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."

"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."

"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."

"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"

"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."

"whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? I've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife."