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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
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"Cats are just dogs who've been to drama school."
"My boss told me that I have to stop masturbating at work. I didn't think my patients minded."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"
"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"
"A cliff in the desert A man told his son to jump off a cliff in the desert. Don't worry, it was Sahara - chasm."
"What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy."
"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."
"What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone? a HIPAAcrite"
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"