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Joke of the Day
"what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? A large Hardon collider"
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"There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it."
"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"
"Crimea River What did say to bama."
"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"The Filipino diving team."
"If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad."
"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."
"Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose."
"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."