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Joke of the Day

"What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!"

"You wanna read a joke? My internet points"

"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."

"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."

"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."

"How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce? (x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh."