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Joke of the Day
"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."
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"The in-flight movie is about to start. The flight attendant says, ""Excuse me, would you like some headphones?"" ""Well sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?"""
"What do men and hardwood flooring have in common? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!"
"What do you call an Asian in a tank? A chink in the armor."
"Why do aliens only abduct white people? Because they are easier to see in the dark."
"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
"I'm kind of scared. So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm getting kinda worried, should I go see a doctor or nah?"
"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."
"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."