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Joke of the Day
"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."
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"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"
"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"
"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"
"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."
"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."
"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."
"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."
"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."
"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"