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Joke of the Day
"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."
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"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"
"Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes? ""Because jokes are the white man's burden."""
"If your ex wife, and ex mother in law were drowning and you could only save one.. What kind of sandwich would you make?"
"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"
"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"
"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."
"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."
"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."