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Joke of the Day
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
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"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."
"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"
"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."
"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"
"When I was a child I could go into a shop with just a pound, and come out with 3 bars of chocolate, 2 cans of coke and a magazine. But these days, fucking CCTV everywhere."
"I drank a bottle of vodka tonight and I was feeling Russian Russian to bed"
"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."
"How do you kill vegetarian vampires? With a steak to the heart."