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Joke of the Day

"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."

"What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!"

"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"

"The other day I was trying to make a noise with two of my fingers and my thumb, and no matter how much I practiced nothing seemed to work... Then it clicked"

"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."

"I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today... He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin."

"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory."

"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."

"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"

"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"