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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"
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"who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne * *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!"
"Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buck an ear."
"James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K"
"My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species."
"Who invented the equation? A X-pert"
"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""
"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."
"What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas"