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Joke of the Day

"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."

"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."

"Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? They're always eating out."

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is good but it has no atmosphere."

"I think my cat is using me for my money I mean the sex is great, but I just don't feel an emotional connection."

"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"

"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"

"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"Medusa is the sexiest woman to ever live... everyone who saw her got hard"