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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes? ""Because jokes are the white man's burden."""
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"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."
"Take your time, Officer. I have nothing but respect for the law. Your imminent death on this dark side street can wait."
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"