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Joke of the Day

"If your ex wife, and ex mother in law were drowning and you could only save one.. What kind of sandwich would you make?"

"How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday? By laying flowers on their grave."

"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."

"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"

"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."

"I wonder what my future wife is doing right now.. Hopefully modeling."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"[Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird"

"[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it."