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Joke of the Day

"Weird how my first 11 coffees tasted like coffee but the 12th one tastes like I'm having a stroke."

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"

"I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011. Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila."

"What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast? gingerbread"

"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."

"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"

"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"

"What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations? There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach."

"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"