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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart? One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!"

"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"

"Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle? No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor."

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"How do you know if your neighbor voted for Trump? They've got a big burning ""t"" in their yard."

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?"

"I'm voting my fridge for president. Because America needs to chill the fuck out."

"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."