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Joke of the Day

"Evidently, trying to schedule parent/teacher conference over drinks and ""we'll see what happens"" is considered inappropriate."

"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"When they announced Ashley Madison was made up of almost all guys... I realized the internet really is a series of tubes."

"Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined."

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."

"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""

"'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall There were multiple reports of trampling injuries."

"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."

"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"

"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."