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Joke of the Day

"Little Susie goes to the doctor... Little Susie goes to the doctor. Doctor puts a stethoscope on her back and says, ""Ok now, big breathes."" Susie says, ""I know! And I'm only 12!"""

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."

"My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter."

"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."

"What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse."

"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."

"Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard."

"Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life...... unless it gets in his way."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"