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Joke of the Day
"The less you give a damn, the happier you will be."
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"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."
"How to you piss off a writer? The list off ways is to long too fit hear."
"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."
"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."
"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."
"""Annie are you ok?"" -yep ""Are you ok?"" -dude, I just said yes ""Are you ok Annie?"" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL"
"home is where the pants aren't"
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."