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Joke of the Day
"A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'"
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"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"
"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."
"What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? A: They're both trigger-happy."
"Why do stoners love couches? Because of their 'cush'ions!"
"[bursts into garage] ""why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days"" i'm trying to kill myself ""but you drive an electric car"""
"Apparently, using a french fry and an onion ring to simulate how I wanted the rest of the evening to go wasn't the most romantic move ever."
"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Friends Who Don't Know Each Other Arguing In Your Comments on Facebook"
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"