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Joke of the Day
"A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'"
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"Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans"
"What do you call closet Purge ?"
"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."
"*me looking at a police lineup* Number 3 is cute. OMG Is he single? Give him my number! What? Oh. Right. Five. Number 5 killed my grandpa."
"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."
"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? 4"
"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"
"I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey."