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Joke of the Day

"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"

"Anything can be sexual If you think about it long and hard enough."

"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."

"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"

"I'm so single, the variables I declare are double."

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"

"(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys? Go 'n' Wash"

"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack. But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker."