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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"

"Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high"

"What do you call a promiscuous egg? Humped-me Dumped-me"

"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."

"How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other? Make a mixed tape."

"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."

"With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too."