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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, the sonogram machine is to see unborn babies in the womb I thought it was for making you age 10 years. Instantly"

"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."

"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."

"The Queen shouted at some pigeons and they died. Talk about killing two birds with one's tone."