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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, the sonogram machine is to see unborn babies in the womb I thought it was for making you age 10 years. Instantly"

"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"Yesterday my friend said he was scoring all of these bitches! It turned out he was just walking 15 pitbulls! Lame..."

"Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it..."

"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."