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Joke of the Day
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
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"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"If Pingu started a metal band... It would be called Slipnoot"
"Your Honor, these 52 selfies on my clients phone at the precise moment of the crime prove that my client can only be guilty of narcissism."
"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."
"Why does heaven have such great wifi? Because of all the cloud space."
"So Mickey Mouse is in a lawyer's office. The lawyer says ""So you say you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"". Micky Mouse replies ""No, I said she's fucking Goofy!"""
"If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel."
"I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear."