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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a promiscuous egg? Humped-me Dumped-me"
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"UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves. The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card."
"""Nothing is certain, except death and taxis."" Don't you mean ""ta-- *gets run over by a cab*"
"Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast."
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? ""Dam"""
"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
"what has three legs and a cunt a drum stool"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was *two tired*."
"Whoa whoa whoa. Stand down, nipples. It's just a little chilly weather, nothing to get excited about."
"I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking, ""it's psychic."""