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Joke of the Day

"With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too."

"Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? He was resisting a rest"

"I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"

"There was a guy at the basketball court He tried to make a shot in the fog. He mist."

"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."

"My voicemail message is a 20 second recording of me sighing."

"A debator turned politician ordered everyone with beards to go home and come back the next day. He wanted them touche-v it."

"Another grandfather joke This was my grandfather's favorite, since we're doing this now: What happened when the man lost his suspenders? He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds"