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Joke of the Day
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."
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"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."
"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"
"What do you call a fish out of water? Dry! As told by my 3 year old son."
"100% of Nickelback fans drive drunk."
"So, let me get this straight. You boast that you shagged my Mum, and I'm supposed to get you a Fathers Day card to say 'thanks'?"
"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."
"I was having the best day of my life But then I woke up."
"how do you catch a unique bunny? unique up on it. :) How do you catch a tame bunny? The TAME way!!! favorite cheesy joke."
"Does shaking the vending machine count as working out?"