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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."
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"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"
"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Billy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour."
"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."
"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."
"Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage."
"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""
"Did you hear the one about the peanut who rode the subway? He was a salted. Sexually. He was a salted sexually. . . .there's nothing funny about that."
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."