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Joke of the Day
"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."
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"If you received a blow job from a toothless Japanese woman, Would you call that oralgumi?"
"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"
"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"
"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"
"What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? You can tune a chainsaw."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""