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Joke of the Day
"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."
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"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid."
"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""
"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"
"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."
"What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? ""Beating adjourned."""
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."