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Joke of the Day
"I love whiteboards. They're remarkable."
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"Are you a Popsicle stand? ...Because I kind of want to blow you"
"If the headline just read ""Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead,"" news sites could reuse it over and over again."
"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"
"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"
"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"
"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."
"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."
"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"
"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."