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Joke of the Day
"I love whiteboards. They're remarkable."
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"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."
"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"
"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."
"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"
"Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat It could be really hot or stone cold."
"Who is the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick? The hip replacement guy."
"The other day a girl asked me if I like breasts or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed pussy with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC."
"Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to ""Unstable"""
"I was just wondering, if you're not too busy sometime, maybe I could pet your dog"