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Joke of the Day

"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."

"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"

"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."

"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, ""Suck what?"""

"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."

"It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again."

"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""