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Joke of the Day
"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."
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"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."
"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"
"Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing."
"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"
"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."
"A heads up to girls on Facebook .. if your status says ""single"" and your profile picture is you with your cat - Well then no fucking shit"
"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"