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Joke of the Day

"Well Officer..we didn't have a bottle so that dead guy over there.. ""Him?"" No the other dead guy..suggested ""Spin The .44""..And I WON!"

"Ah Twitter, never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few."

"Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!"

"How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome? You pull down its genes."

"Q: What is a grasshopper? A: An insect on a pogo stick."

"I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup'a cheesy."

"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."

"The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment ""gorgeous"" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies."

"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"

"My girlfriend said she needed time and distance... So I slapped her with velocity."