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Joke of the Day

"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"

"What's the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor."

"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"

"""Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.""- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous"

"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"

"So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account."