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Joke of the Day

"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."

"Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !"

"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target."

"I like taking my cats out for a drive to show them roadkill so they know what will happen if they ever leave me."

"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."

"Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it."

"You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman."

"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."